Category: Joke Board
Senator Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a fortune teller with a
questionable reputation. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal
ball, the mystic
delivered grave news.
"There is no easy way to say this,so I will just be blunt: Prepare yourself
to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this
year."
Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single
flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to
compose
herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze,
steadied her voice, and asked her question.
"Will I be acquitted?"